-A press conference in Tokyo, Japan. It was filled with Japanese wrestling starts all packed behind a large pair of tables and a moderator in the center, behind a podium. There was at least one person there who stood out: a small white woman. And that would be none other than Portia Perez. The Poison Trio had been sent to Japan for the month of January as part of a talent exchange and to increase a few ticket sales. After losing a paper-rock-scissors game, she was selected to attend the press conference. Perez leaned back in her chair with her arms folded over her stomach and one foot propped up on the table. She looked terribly bored but this was probably due to the fact that everyone was speaking a language that she didn't understand. But after some time the moderator called out her name.-
POSHA PERESU..!!!
-Portia rose out of her chair and stepped behind the podium. Standing beside her was a man who was ready to translate everything she said into Japanese. Another was present to translate everything the moderator said into English for Portia. Camera flashes began to go off.-
Portia Perez: You can bow your heads.
-Japanese crowds were typically very quiet and respectful so they didn't make much noise.-
Portia Perez: Bow your heads or I'll BOW THEM FOR YOU!
-After her threat was translated, the press and audience members quickly started to bow. The moderator introduced Portia as "tough American fighting girl Ninja from EBWF" which Portia quickly took issue to once it was translated back to her.-
Portia Perez: Hey! Tell that guy I'm a Canadian!
-The mistake was quickly corrected after some quick chatter. Portia was questioned about her participation in the Royal Rumble-
Portia Perez: Yeah, I'm in the Rumble. And I'm gonna win it too. No big deal when you're Portia FRICKEN Perez, The Canadian Ninja. I looked at some of the names and I'm not really impressed. Courtney Taylor? Cookie? Karen Jarrett? It's a bunch of models and first week wrestling school drop-outs. There is hardly anyone in this whole mix that could even give Natalya or Shelly a good challenge. And. I. SWEAR TO GOD!
-She slammed her fist on the podium causing her translator to jump a bit-
Portia Perez: The first dumb SLUT that goes "Uhhhh duuuurrrr, I dunno who Portia Perez is.."
-She shoves a finger into her nose and sticks her tongue out from the corner of her mouth to mimic a perceived idiot-
Portia Perez: ..is getting her face kicked off! I've been here for almost a year and I've only been pinned once! Do ya hear me? ONCE! So if they're dumb enough to not know who I am they had better find out real quick!
-Portia glances to the translator who is in the midst of telling the crowd what she had said. She directs a finger towards him.-
Portia Perez: That isn't how I said it!
-The poor man looks about before sighing heavily. He places a finger in his nose and begins to recite the translation once again as camera flashes go off. This has brought him great shame. Portia was then asked if she had enjoyed her time in Japan.-
Portia Perez: YES. It's made me prepared to go back to the USA and punch the lights out of nineteen other chumps. You guys go hardcore over here and I love it. Thanks for the tune-up. When I win the Women's Title at Wrestlemania I'll give you all a shout out.
-The next question asked was "What will you do if you are faced against your teammates Rayna or Taylor?-
Portia Perez: Toss their asses out.
-She answered with no hesitation and a shrug. More camera flashes went off. After that she was asked if she had any preference on who she would like to face, if she were to win the Rumble.-
Portia Perez: I've already wrestled Shelly a few times so I hope it's Natalya. That's the kind of thing this division needs. Two WRESTLERS on the biggest show of the year to show what we can do. Two Canadian wrestlers, I might add. Also I know I could hit her so hard that I would knock those pink streaks out of her hair.
-Finally, she was asked if she had any parting words. Despite having been to Japan before, Portia had not picked up much of the language. So she decided to go with the words passed down to her from the Wu-Tang Clan-
Portia Perez: Konnichiwa bitches!
-Portia waved to the photographers before returning to her seat, propping her arms behind her head, satisfied with herself.-
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-The Shibuya district in Tokyo is one of the fashion centers of Japan and it was also know for it's nightlife. So, if anyone in the Poison Trio was going to visit this area it would be Rayna. She had already wrestled the absurdly fierce Japanese style for an entire month so she had no harm in doing a little shopping. Or a lot of shopping. She made her way through the crowded streets holding two large bags filled with things she obviously couldn't get in the states. The buildings were lit up brightly as she came to a stop in front of a large statue of an Akita dog, a popular meeting spot. She placed one of the bags down and pulled out her pink cell phone, holding it to her ear. It was then the six or so figures began to creep out from behind the statue, stepping out in front of her.-
Rayna Von Tosh: ...
-Rayna closed the phone and stared forward with large eyes. There were six teenage Japanese girls dressed in outfits identical to her ring gear with dyed red hair. The six stared back at her as well. Silence. One of the girls who was the best with the English language stepped forward.-
Girl: ...R...Rayna Von Tosh?
-Rayna just slowly nodded as she was still trying to get a grasp on this bizarre situation. The doppelgangers all let out shrieks of excitement and Rayna stepped backwards, holding up her palms. Unlike Portia, she had actually picked up a few handy phrases-
Rayna Von Tosh: ...Uh...watashi o kogeki shinaide kudasai?
Girl: Oh! No! We're not going to mug you! We're fans!
Rayna Von Tosh: I've gathered.
Girl: We wanted to wish you luck in the Rumble!
Rayna Von Tosh: Ah. Of course. If only I could bring you all with me. I think my chances of winning would increase significantly.
-One of the clones started hopping up and down in joy, shouting things to quickly for Rayna to pick up on. One of them screamed "BAKA!" at her which basically meant "idiot" or "moron". The two began to bicker with one another-
Rayna Von Tosh: ...I've found the Japanese Taylor and Portia.
-One of the girls removed a cow-girl hat from her shopping bag and placed it onto her head. She struck a few familiar poses.-
Rayna Von Tosh: ...Trish...Stratus?
-The girl nodded and pounded a fist into her palm with a stern expression-
Rayna Von Tosh: Well, somebody has to. I'll make an absolute mess of her if I get the chance.
-Another stepped forward and made a caveman like face and an accompanying grunt-
Rayna Von Tosh: That must be Nicole Bass. I simply cannot imagine why anyone would let that thing out in public. I would prefer not to touch her but I suppose it must be done in order to win.
-Yet another slid in front of her view. She swept her hair in front of her face like the girl from The Ring and began creeping forward-
Rayna Von Tosh: Daffney? I most certainly will dispose of her as well. Perhaps landing on her head will jar something loose in that thing she calls a mind.
-The girls simply stared with their hands folded and their eyes huge and gigantic.-
Rayna Von Tosh: Ah, I do believe I have another engagement scheduled for this evening and...
-They all suddenly looked like a pack of puppies that had been kicked down a flight of steps-
Rayna Von Tosh: ...And...
-Rayna began to ponder her situation. She did someone to help her carry more bags. Plus the idea of walking about with an army of yourself did strike her as pretty amazing.-
Rayna Von Tosh: ...And...you all should come with me. Grab those bags, help me translate and I will continue you to tell you about my upcoming victory.
-The fans jumped at the chance. They followed after her, copying the way she walked, as the redhead talked up her envisioned win in Boston-