-Even though Taylor Wilde was a bright, sunny, happy person everything surrounding her rarely seemed to be that way. She always seemed to be fending off challenges from crazy goths, scary vampires, flawless Brits, angry Latina's and now even her idol. Maybe they thought she was an easy target because she was so goofy and cheerful? HA! She would prove them all wrong. And in this case she was out for REVENGE! The Coach was given the task of interviewing the bubbly one as they stood backstage in front of a storage door. Coach looked about the way he always does but Taylor was dressed in a pink robe.-
The Coach: Taylor Wilde, it's been a long time coming but tonight you finally get to go one on one with Trish Stratus. Your Sky High Title is on the line and what are your thoughts facing one of the biggest names in woman's wrestling?
Taylor "Explosive Dynamite" Wilde: Confused!
-The Canadian scrunched her face up and scratched the side of her head-
Taylor "Dangerous Garden Hose" Wilde: I'm not even sure why she hates me so much! But she does! She cost my team the match at Survivor Series, she pulled me out of The Rumble and a few weeks ago she attacked me! Is it because we're both short, blond and Canadian? Is she threatened or something? I have to admit it really did break my heart at first. She's the whole reason I got into wrestling in the first place! Someone that was pretty but still tough was very inspiring!
The Coach: And now you are going to meet in a grudge match.
Taylor "El Pollo Diablo" Wilde: Yes. And grudge rhymes with fudge!
The Coach: Yes it....does?
Taylor "Soul Eater" Wilde: And I like fudge. But if I eat too much I get a pudge and then I can't budge.
The Coach: Focus.
Taylor "Destroyer of Worlds" Wilde: Right! I'm not a fan of Trish anymore. And I'm not the kind of person who goes out and jumps someone. I've just patiently waited until I had my chance to get her fair and square. I have my chance now! I'm going to pay her back for all the things she's done and I want this all to myself. That's why I'm alone and without Portia or Rayna right now. I get underestimated a lot so when I get a three count on Trish Stratus everyone will see how tough I can really be.
-Taylor removes the Sky High title from off of her shoulder and dangles it in front of her face. Her eyes follow it's movements like a cat with a piece of string waving in front of it's nose-
Taylor "Destruction Incorporated" Wilde: Plus every knows how much I like this title. It's pretty. It fits around my waist or even my shoulder! I don't like not having it. Simple as that. And it's super shiny today. Hello little title....
-She does this for a little longer before looking up at Coach in a pleading sort of way-
Taylor "Find Felix#" Wilde: Was that serious enough? Yes? Yes? Yes?
The Coach: I....guess so.
Taylor "BlackAndYellowBlackAndYellowBlackandYellow" Wilde: YAY! OK! You can move the background out of here now!
-A pair of beefy dudes in tropical board shorts stepped out from behind the storage door and lifted the entire background onto their shoulders. It was simply a prop. The sun suddenly began shining and it was revealed that Taylor and The Coach were actually standing on a bridge that overlooked a California beach below them with glistening, sparkling water. Taylor removed her robe and was dressed in a blue bikini with a transparent sash around her waist. She slapped on a pair of pink sunglasses and a straw hat and sighed in contentment. Coach was even wearing swimming trucks with the top of his outfit still being all announcery.-
Taylor "Steve Blackman" Wilde: This has Hello Kitty on it!
-She spun around and lifted up the sash, showing off the Hello Kitty face on her bikini bottom. Coach pulled on his tie and tried not to stare-
The Coach: That's....uh....shouldn't you be taking this more seriously?
Taylor "Crazy Bassanova" Wilde: You're wearing swimming trunks!
The Coach: You insisted on having this promo at the beach. I'm just dressing for the occasion.
Taylor "Canadian Crusher" Wilde: Dood, it's so nice out! I'm from Canada and we don't get weather like this! And that doesn't mean I'm not taking this match seriously because I am. I'm gonna whoop up on Trish something awful. But I'm not going to let her ruin my whole week. Being out in this environment with all of this positivity makes me happy! And do you think she isn't out somewhere working on her tan? Yeah right!
-Taylor leaned against the bridge and smiled almost as brightly as the sun-
Taylor "Ya'll gun' make me lose my mind up in here, up in here" Wilde: We wrestlers do very horrible, awful, bad, bad things to one another. We make a living beating people up! If that's all I did I would be completely wacko! Alright, alright, I'm going to show what I'm going to do to Trish.
-Taylor led Coach along to a hot dog vendor. She took a bun and held it beside her head-
Taylor "Turkey Whisperer" Wilde: This bun represents the ring. You following me? And the dog itself represents....uh....the Sky High Title!
-She used one of those silver "hot dog grabber thingys" and placed it onto the bun-
Taylor "Coolio" Wilde: Next we need ketchup! Ketchup represents um the blood! YES! The blood! A lot of blood is going to be spilled. ARRGGGAAAHHHHHH.....
-Ketchup was sprayed onto the dog while Taylor made painful sounds-
Taylor "ARCADE FIRE?! Whatev's." Wilde: Next with have Trish Stratus. Trish is onions because I don't like onions.
-She looks at the onions as if they were the grossest thing on the planet and puts a few onto the hot dog-
Taylor "They see me rollin' they hatin'" Wilde: And as for me? Well, I'm me! Right here! I'm representing myself. And I don't like onions soooo....
-The onions are thrown off the side of the bridge. She then takes a large bite out of the hot dog-
Taylor "The Moon Master" Wilde: OM NOM NOM!
The Coach: Soo....you are going to....throw Trish Stratus off a bridge and then eat the ring and the Sky High Title?
Taylor "Spiteful Crow" Wilde: ....YES.
The Coach: I think that's going to just about do it. No further questions.
Taylor "New Age Retro Hippie" Wilde: BYEEEEE!
-Taylor waves at the camera as the promo goes away FOREVER-